Anywayz, here's some interesting stuff for you, on the house. S-girl only has a cameo role in it but whatevs.
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I'd like you all to know that I'm a pretty awesome drunk. When I haven't imbibed anything orange in colour at any rate. Heh. I get really talkative and happy and generally just a fun guy. Just as much as my sober self, guaranteed!
There have been
The first time happened, appropriately, after a Greygoose party only a short time after I'd starting drinking. Not much tolerance yet, you understand. Nothing big to note there. All I remember of the night before was trying to stay awake and focused. At some point a game was played using dice of this nature. I don't remember anything from that segment. I'm okay with that.
The second time:
I woke up wearing a hoodie I'd never seen before, in an apartment, and laying next to S-girl.
J. Crew vintage fleece. |
The third time I had too much after a Halloween party. Fortunately, it was hosted in my house so I didn't have far to go before passing out in an odd position, face down. Actually, in that episode I didn't wake up to an unfamiliar ceiling, it was an unfamiliar floor. It was, in fact, my own room. How embarrassing. At some point one of my housemates returned late at night and noticed my light on and my door ajar. He peeked in and said I looked like I'd been shot in the back. For obvious reasons I do not have a photo of said weirdness.
The fourth time happened not too long ago. It was actually during the second hiatus I took in December, I think. I drank something orange and spent the next day with the worst hangover I've ever had. Although, put that way it doesn't mean much. I'd only had one hangover before that and it wasn't too bad. Only been hungover twice so far, though I've passed out or thrown up plenty. Can't have it all, I 'spose.
I've had one! I woke up in a trailer. Half naked with the a/c cranked up to high. I went outside and had a lovely chat with a cow. Apparently it didn't like it when I told it to speak to me, turned its heel and shat in the direction of my face. The previous night I'd had lemonade with Bacardi 151, and drank tequila straight from the bottle. Makes for a good story, when in its entirety.
ReplyDeleteI don't recommend tequila. To anyone. Ever.
DeleteAh yeah, crazy stuff like that has happened to me more times than I can recall. But the last time was a couple years back. Woke up half naked and freezing cold on the floor of a strange apartment with a very large dog licking my face, I almost pissed myself when I opened my eyes.
ReplyDeleteDamn. I seem to have been lucky so far. You and D4 both woke up cold. I've always been in comfortably temperature environments when I've awoken. The awakening is much less rude this way.
DeleteI don't have any tales of drunken tomfoolery but I have some from other people. Such as when a friend woke up in a bed with one of her friends and they were handcuffed to eachother. To this day she still doesn't know how that happened. I guess I've never been that drunk. Or even been to a party really. My life is boring and dull.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like an awesome night she had. Just sayin.
DeleteI tried it once (waking up somewhere unfamiliar to me), omg. it was sickening thinking something happened when I black out. hahah! and then I woke up puking everywhere, window, floor and I crawled myself downstairs to the comfort room to puke again! ew!
ReplyDeleteThat's what happens to me when I drink something mixed with orange soda!
Deletethat's odd. me too! after that I don't drink pomelo juice anymore. haha
DeleteI was too drunk to figure out how to put my coat on once, couldn't find my keys and then passed out in a snow bank in front of my house. Luckily somebody heard me and dragged me inside before I froze to death.
ReplyDeleteIt's great to have friends for those situations.
DeleteI never woke up :/ to a strange ceiling before. I always somehow end up at home or crashing at some relative's place. I don't think I want too, though. Looks awkward. :P
ReplyDeleteIt's always been either my own or a friend's place. It's just that I don't recognize it immediately nor remember how I got there.
DeleteOh then in that case it was for my 20th birthday. I had 10 different shots, two screw divers, two sex on the beach and a mudslide. Stupid cousin was all "Tiff, you only turn 20 once, DRINK!" Foolish me that barely ever drinks does as he says. ~_~ The next couple of hours that followed was the worst morning of my life.
DeleteI know that feeling. #4 up there incapacitated me for the entire next day.
DeleteI once woke up under a bush...it was at that point I decided never to drink neat vodka with Russians again
ReplyDeleteDrinking with Russians is ok. Trying to keep up with Russians is a different story.
DeleteI can't relate to the unknown celling thing. I'm a really boring guy! But I know about hangovers! I find sleeping for only four hours then getting up to be the best way or dealing with a hangover!
ReplyDeleteBoth those times I had hangovers I'd passed out the night before so I can't say that's an option for me.
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