Man, I'm probably going to regret revealing this one later on down the line. (/﹏><)\
I don't like static shocks. That is to say, I get apprehensive every time I am about to touch a metal surface in winter.
Cooler weather has started in and with it the air has gotten drier. This, in addition to the increased number of clothing layers I wear when venturing outdoors, means touching any metal surfaces often results in a spark of static electricity.
It doesn't hurt much, I've felt higher degrees of pain before. The real issue is that I sense that the shock is coming but I still have to touch the surface.
I can foresee this new information being used against me in the future. As long as they have decoys. DECOYS!