Where is the appropriate spot to aim when using a urinal?
Splash-back being a universally undesirable consequence for most everyone concerned, I'd like to know what techniques you might be employed to minimize such unhygienic results.
If the conditions of most public restroom urinals is any indication, a good many guys do not, in fact, have any such techniques. (ಠ_ಠ)
A simplified urinal diagram. |
Tango down. |
This has resulted in some urinal cake manufacturers to design (or claim to have designed, at any rate) cake drainage cages that minimize splash. Things shouldn't have to reach that far down in the process, however. The urinals themselves have been designed to eliminate rebounding droplets.
Note the parabolic shape of the rear wall. This is (one of) the ideal locations at which the stream should be directed. By targeting the sloped surface one ensures laminar flow and provides a smooth gradient to the pool at the base, once again eliminating any splash on contact.
Taking advantage of male human nature, Dutch urinal designers took to providing strategically placed targets painted into the porcelain in order to 'trick' people into using them properly, as it were.
Note the dot to the upper left of the drain. |
I don't use urinals much, but I typically aim for the sweet spot, or drain. It's true that we are compelled to aim at something though, the fake fly was a surprisingly smart idea.
ReplyDeleteI do the higher aim myself, much like on the 4th diagram. I also just generally control my bladder release (I'm not sure if I perfected this due to Kegel exercises or just practice). The final factor is distance. There's no need to step right up close to the urinal, there's a nice distance where you can hide your junk from lurkers and avoid the minimal splash back, finding it took practice, but after a week of being away from home and using nothing but urinals, I got it down.
ReplyDeleteI really hate getting piss on me.
One of the funnier wc signs I see is the "Step up. It's shorter than you think" one.
ReplyDeleteThe ideal parabolic shape is good but splashback depends on the force I think. That's much harder to control.
@Mark: The sweet spot isn't the drain, just so you know.
ReplyDelete@D4: I think most people share that hatred. Or should.
@ipenka: It doesn't depend on force.
I do what D4 does, but LOL at all the scientific calculations and high tech designs, when a nice round hole in the floor would be perfect.
ReplyDeleteI aim high and to the side. But then again if you want no chance of splashback piss in the garbage can!
ReplyDelete@Bonjour Tristesse: As long as the hole was of adequate diameter and depth. Otherwise, things would go bad due to poor aim AND splash-back.
ReplyDelete@Bersercules: BRILLIANT!